Meteorological Haiku.

On a go-forward basis, all of my forecasts will be issued in the Americanized version of the ancient Japanese poetic form, haiku.

Colding overnight

Then chillier tomorrow

And then mild again

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Twenties next few nights

Wet sixties by next Monday

Vicissitudes-ah.

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First day of April

Traditional pranking day

Rife tomfoolery

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Screw this.  Too hard.  April Fool's.  Here's the forecast:

Temperatures dipping into the upper 20s overnight.  Still windy.

Tuesday will be colder and still windy with variable cloudiness.  High 44, low 26.  (But these values will feel like the mid 30s and low 20s because of the goddamned wind.)

Wednesday will be pretty much the same as Tuesday.  High 42, low 24.

Thursday looks milder, as we should expect for this time of year.  Less windy, too.  Sunny to start, then clouding up later.  High 56, low 41.

Rainy Friday.  Overcast and pluvious.  High 52, low 44.

The weekend looks milder and sunnier.  Generally sunny.  Highs in the upper 50s, lows in the upper 30s to low 40s.

Next week will see pleasant and much warmer conditions.  Highs in the mid-80s.  April Fool's!!  Highs in the mid to upper 60s.

Next weekend looks rainy and miserable.  And windy.  That would be the 13th and 14th.  Sorry.

Thereafter: 70s, and not as wet as you might expect.

One last haiku:

Cole Hamels' moustache

Evanescent lip-warmer

Sadly, shorn too soon

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Monsoon