I'm tempted to stay up for the Levon Helm tribute...

...but I'm sure I would end up preferring the Neo Trio tribute better.  So I'm going to skip it.

Bob Marley tribute is coming up...

...and then I think I'm going to have to call it a night.

How do they have Kelly Clarkson and her subdued tribute...

...following that high-energy Black Keys jawn?  I mean, she's good, but it's coming off as boring now.

BLACK KEYS!!!

Nice.  Dr. John with the Black Keys playing "Lonely Boy."

I like the brass.

How many country music awards shows are there? Fifteen?

That's all I got.

I can't hear the word "pianist"...

...without snorting.  Am I nine years old?

Also - just heard Rihanna will be involved in the Marley tribute.  Ick.

What did I miss?

They're doing best rap collaboration or something.  Jay-Z and Kanye win.

Keith Urban is Australian??

Best pop vocal album - oh, I didn't even know Maroon 5's album is called Overexposed when I said that about Adam Levine's voice.

Kelly Clarkson is good.

What's with Katy Perry's boobs?

I admire Kelly for refusing to conform to industry body stereotypes.

Mashups / Grammy moments

Enough.  Trying to force it.  Not a huge fan of this Levine's overexposed voice.  I think combining it with Alicia Keys is going to be horrid.

Dave Grohl is awesome.

He reminds me of this guy I was friends with in high school, Mark Shewchuk.  He played the drums and was just effortlessly cool.

I don't recognize that girl with him.

Kelly Rowland's dress is pretty risque.

And Nas seems like a tool.

Urban contemporary?  Chris Brown...isn't he the one that beat up Rihanna?

Oh, we're rooting for Frank Ocean.

Justin Timberlake = most hyped "return to the stage" since Elvis.

So the Bob Marley tribute features Bruno Mars, Sting, and two of the Marley sons.  And someone else.  May actually be OK.

Johnny Depp introduces Mumford and Sons

Alright, people are nuts for this band.  Not bad, I guess.

That's a lot of guitars.

I like the Avetts better.

Welcome back to music biggest and most tweeted night.

Song of the year Grammy presented by McFaith.  Or something.  Is there a combined name for them, like Brangelina?

Wiz Khalifa and who?

I don't know any of these people.

Dick Clark tribute.

No, it was just a brief mention.

Bonnie Raitt and John Mayer

It is moments like these, seeing two legends together, that really make the Grammys thrilling.

I might have to stop watching this.

Justin Timberlake's return to music?  An all-star tribute to Bob Marley??  I don't think I can watch will.i.am sing "Could You Be Loved."  I just can't.

Neil Patrick Harris is awesome.

It's time for "fun." to perform that ubiquitous "We Are Young" song, I guess.  Sigh.

Best pop solo performance

There can be no winners here.  Adele, Rihanna, Carly Rae, others.  Holy lord what is that dress Adele is wearing holy hell.  Looks like my Nana's couch.