David Hasselhoff - True Survivor

I present the greatest thing ever in the history of the world.

Top ten greatest things ever go, in order: 

1. David Hasselhoff's "True Survivor" video
2. air
3. Shakespeare
4. water
5. The movie Road House
6. fire
7. dirt
8. "The Rockford Files"
9. lemon Jolly Ranchers
10. a burger from the Lancaster Brewing Company

Here is the video.  If you do not watch it, you are depriving yourself of glory.