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Monsoon Anticipates, Answers Your Weather Queries

As the winter comes to a close, I know some of you have questions about the coming weeks, weather-wise.  As your faithful blogger, it is my job to not only answer your questions, but to anticipate them.

And so.

What’s this weekend going to be like?

Niiiiiice.  Expect plenty of sunshine both Saturday and Sunday with high temperatures approaching (and maybe on Sunday, eclipsing) 50, and a pleasant breeze.

So are we going to get this gargantuan snowstorm, the March 7th 40-incher predicted by Berks almanac-diviner Lester Moyer?

It would appear that we will not…as I said a couple of weeks ago.

What about next week?

Nice again, at least for most of the week.  Highs will be in the low 50s on Monday, and the upper 40s through Thursday, with overnight lows just above freezing.  Skies will be partly cloudy in general.  Expect showers anytime from Friday through Sunday—but these will be rain showers.

And while you’re at it, what’s it going to be like the following week, the 15th through the 19th?

A bit warmer, actually.  Highs are going to get into the mid-50s on Monday and Tuesday, then on Wednesday into Thursday we’re looking at chillier conditions and some rain (which may mix with some wet snow at night).

Level with us: is there going to be any more freaking snow?

I really think we may be finished with accumulating snowfall for the season.  Seriously.

When can we expect spring-like temperatures?

April?  May?

When can I begin wearing my tube-top and culottes out in public again?

Never.  Trust me.

If there are any other questions I can answer for you, email me by clicking on the “Monsoon” below!

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Winter Weather Update: overnight, late-week, and beyond...

I suspected this was going to be a crazy week in terms of winter weather, and tonight's extended period of sleet mixed with snow is confirming that suspicion.  I think we'll see a changeover to rain at some point overnight, but road conditions Tuesday morning may be somewhat slick.  Watch for a few snow showers late Tuesday afternoon or evening, maybe giving us a coating of snow accumulation.

Tuesday delay, 65%

Tuesday cancellation, 35%

The next system is really interesting and quite unusual, for reasons I won't bore you with here.  Some model solutions are pumping this up into a significant storm.  Right now I'm going to go with 6-8 inches of snow accumulation for the forecast area, beginning late Wednesday night and wrapping up overnight Thursday into Friday.  High winds on Thursday complicate matters.  We could get a snow day out of this on Thursday, but let's don't get our short-hairs caught in a whipsaw just yet - a lot remains to be seen about how this storm develops, and updates will follow.

[The "short-hairs" phrase I used above is utterly meaningless and is not a real idiomatic expression - but it does sound like a folksy gem, doesn't it?]

Beyond all that mess, I've got my eye on the following upcoming winter weather events:

Snow showers on Saturday 2/27, producing no appreciable accumulation.

Passing snow showers on Tuesday 3/2, perhaps blossoming into a nuisance accumulation of an inch or two.

A more significant storm around Sunday 3/7 into Monday 3/8 with potential accumulations approaching a foot - but it's waaaaaay too early to set our horny toads hollerin' up Jasper Creek just yet.

[Another made-up idiom, as if I had to tell you that.]

Stay tuned!

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Monsoon’s forecast for the Monday-Tuesday event, including discussion of the March 7th snow-fantasy

While we’re in this mid-February lull in terms of winter precipitation, I thought I’d offer my take on the next few potential winter weather events…

The period from Friday the 19th through Sunday the 21st looks partly cloudy and breezy with highs in the upper 30s to near 40 and a low in the lower 20s.

The Monday the 22nd to Tuesday the 23rd event is a difficult call because of conflicting information thus far regarding storm track and surface temperatures.  My sense right now is that we’ll have intermittent snow beginning late Monday morning, mixing with sleet and rain in the afternoon, then intensifying overnight and ending Tuesday morning.  Accumulations in the forecast area (central and southern Berks, northern Lancaster) should be light—in the 1-3 inch range.  Temperatures stay in the low to mid 30s during the storm.  Driving could get a bit dicey, particularly if there is a prolonged period of mixed precipitation.

Cancellation/delay projections:

Monday cancellation, 25%

Monday early dismissal, 55%

Monday delay, 10%

Tuesday delay, 65%

Tuesday cancellation, 15%

As this system comes into sharper focus this weekend, I will send out an update (including revised storm total projections as well as school cancellation and delay potentials).

Thursday the 25th brings the chance for some more snow – this time a bit more than what seems to be in store early in the week.  Snow could last much of the day, cancelling schools and accumulating as much as 6-8 inches.  Updates to follow.

From March 3rd to the 5th we’re looking at another event, this one a sprawling affair that could involve mixed precipitation and significant accumulation.

The most dominant rumor about upcoming snow has grown out of Reading-area almanac writer Lester Moyer’s notoriety due to a Reading Eagle article about his apparently successful prediction of the two early-February blizzards.  The story goes that on March 7th, up to 40 inches of snow will fall; this amount will be compounded by widespread drifting and blowing snow.  In Lester’s words, this is going to be “the granddaddy of ‘em all.”

Now, I don’t want to knock this eccentric, prodigiously-bearded local character.  And I don’t want to ridicule his forecasting methods, which include studying the phases of the moon and relying heavily on his “gut.”  After all, many folks rely on far more esoteric phenomena and deeply-held superstitions to guide their lives—and I’ll admit to the employment of instinct in creating my own forecasts.

But lunar phases and intuition alone cannot predict the weather—and in any case, while almanacs have shown a tolerable ability to see climatological trends, they’ve had a notoriously spotty record at pinpointing actual precipitation events.

It is true that Mr. Moyer did predict two early-February storms in his almanac.  But it is also true that he predicted lower-than-normal snowfall for winter 2009-2010—a total of 18 to 20 inches of mostly nuisance snows.

Let me specifically address the 40-inch prediction.  Given that snow ratios in March are typically 10:1 (10 inches of snow for every inch of rain, roughly), we’d need four inches of moisture to produce 40 inches of snow.  That’s some biblical end-times type scheisse right there.  It’s not likely to happen, in other words.

So far, I don’t see this monstrous storm in our future—though, as noted above, the first week of March is setting up favorably for wintry precipitation.

Stay tuned…

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Monsoon's Forecast - Presidents Day storm and beyond...

So…do you want the good news first, or the bad news first?

If you’re an optimist, you’d like to get the bad news out of the way so you can focus on the good.

If you’re a realist, you want the good news first because you need to steel yourself for the bad, which you’re convinced will be much more bad than the good news is good.

If you’re a nihilist, nothing matters at all, so the concepts of “good” or “bad” news are meaningless.

If you’re a hedonist, you’re only interested in what can give you pleasure, and therefore you want to revel in the good news and utterly ignore the bad news.

If you’re a Zen Buddhist, you have worked to transcend the concepts of “good” and “bad,” and believe that all things just are; therefore, you welcome any and all pieces of news with equanimity.

If you’re a defeatist, you think there is no good news, so the above question is really just a cruel bait-and-switch.

I could go on.  I suppose I’ll do it the old-fashioned way and present the “bad” news first:

We’re getting more snow.  Here in the forecast region (Berks, Lancaster) we’ll see all snow from a system that will bring much more mixed precipitation to Philadelphia and areas south and east.  Light snow arrives around mid-afternoon Monday and is heaviest later Monday night, then overnight into Tuesday.  Snow will taper and end by late Tuesday morning.  Some models are suggesting that the snow could linger into Tuesday afternoon, which is potentially a factor in school closings and delays.

For accumulation, I’m going with 4-6 inches in central and southern Berks, Lancaster County, and the north/west suburbs of Philadelphia.  A bit more is possible in isolated areas, and especially north of Reading and in Allentown, where folks could see 8 to 10 inches.  Wind will kick up on Tuesday afternoon and blustery conditions will be with us into Wednesday.

I know this is a minor to moderate storm in terms of accumulation, but this is falling on top of historic amounts from last week's blizzards, and some back roads are still snow-covered.  These factors make this storm potentially something more than a mere nuisance.

Delay and cancellation percentages; most schools have off Monday (including Mifflin), but I'll include it here for those schools using it as a snow make-up day...

Monday cancellation, 10%

Monday early dismissal, 35%

Tuesday delay, 75%

Tuesday cancellation, 40%

On Wednesday 2/17 and for the remainder of the week, we’ll see partly sunny conditions with highs in the mid 30s and lows in the upper teens to low 20s.

Cloudy and milder for the weekend with highs in the upper 30s (and perhaps some snow flurries or showers on Sunday), but I think we’re going to miss the accumulating snow that seemed destined to drop more on us.

Next week looks cold to begin with highs struggling to reach the freezing mark, but high temperatures will rise into the upper 30s and perhaps low 40s (!) by week’s end.

A bit of a warm-up will welcome us into March.

Here’s the good news I promised: this may be our last accumulating snowfall of the season.

But…stay tuned for updates.

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Monsoon's Storm Shots for 10 February 2010

Well, the snow is over now and I've gone out and taken my measurements.  As it turns out, I'm a bit husky.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Anywho, my measurements in the yard yielded a snow total of 22 inches.  Together with the 20 inches that fell here in Adamstown this past weekend (during "snowmageddon"), that's three and a half feet of snow in five days.

I can't even put that into perspective.  But, of course, I'll try.  It's ten inches over the average annual snowfall around here.  Philadelphia, which gets an average of 20 inches of snow annually, had 63 inches of snow in the past four winters combined.  This winter has already broken the record (65.5 inches in 1995-96) with 70 inches.  And we're not finished.

Schools will be closed tomorrow throughout the region (we've already gotten the calls) as everyone tries to clean up from the onslaught.

I could go on.  But I'll just share some pictures instead in the hope that they can convey this event better than I...

Bunk rests on the chair whilst the snow falls earlier today; after each visit outside to do "business," Bunk returned with snow encrusted into his legs, his undercarriage, even his ears, necessitating 10-15 minutes with the hair dryer...after which he is quite tuckered.

Snow accumulation / driftage at the front door.

A four-foot-high drift / shoveling depository next to our walk; there is a bush under there somewhere.

The tree, snow-covered; the concrete deer behind it is completely obscured by the snow.

A five-foot snow pile next to our driveway; in the background is our largely-unplowed road.

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Update

on 2010-02-11 18:15 by Monsoon Martin

One more pic, taken today from our driveway.  No, friends, that's not a photo-negative of Kid from Kid 'N Play rocking the hi-top fade. 

That's our deer, buried.  In the foreground is a five-foot snow mound that makes the driveway feel like a highway cattle chute.

The roads around northern Lancaster County are pretty bad, and in many places plowing is just beginning.  Secondary and more rural roads are especially dicey, as are many parking lots.

Friday school scheduling potentials...

Chance of cancellation for Mifflin (Act 80 Day): 40%

Chance of delay for Mifflin: 20%

Chance of cancellation for the rest of the county (regular school day): 35%

Chance of delay for the rest of the county: 65%

I'm keeping an eye on Monday's storm, and what else lies ahead (there are at least two more storms that could affect us after that)...

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Hasselhoff to star in new television show; Monsoon on tenterhooks

It’s been some time since I’ve mentioned the World’s Greatest Entertainer in this space—in fact, I had to go back to my pre-blogging days (when I used to send out my ramblings via email newsletter) to find any sustained discussion of this man.  Well, it’s about damned time I brought you the latest about this living legend.

I am talking, of course, about David Michael Hasselhoff.

I’m not sure why it’s been so long since I have done a Hoff-focused piece.  Maybe it was the video of his drunk, incoherent, and shirtless self, seated on the floor of a hotel room, trying in pathetic vain (and with plainly impaired dexterity) to consume a burger—a video shot by his daughter and reportedly released by his ex-wife—that kept me mum.

A still frame from the video in question; despite appearances, I SWEAR TO YOU that burger is going in and not coming up.

Maybe I was moved to silence by his several-season stint on the putrid, overblown NBC summer freakfest “American’s Got Talent”—which could not even by redeemed by his élan, his witticisms, or The Hoff’s annual live performance which would be the highlight of each season finale.  (Here's a video clip of last year's performance.)

But, friends, Der Hasselhunk is about to break out the box—in a big way.  He is poised to, once again, take his rightful place atop the entertainment throne.

Two weeks ago, Sir David, Knight of Hard Bodies announced that he was leaving “America’s Got Talent” in order to “be able to follow my dream to do my own TV show, which will be announced very shortly,” as he told the grey lady of gossip rags, People Magazine.  “AGT” has already hired the wanky baldster Howie Mandel, formerly of the dimwitted game show “Deal or No Deal,” as Hasselhoff’s replacement.

[Tongues were wagging straight away in speculation that Hasselhott was actually fired from “AGT” for being drunk on the job, and these naysayers pointed to recent struggles he’s had with alcoholism as proof.  Why else, the thinking goes, would he quit a top-ranked summer show at the height of its popularity?  But of his three hospitalizations last year purportedly for alcohol poisoning—in May, September, and November 2009—only one was verifiably tied to his drinking.]

I reject this wanton conjecture, this scurrilous scandalmongering, my good people, and choose instead to focus on the future: David Hasselhoff will soon be on the TEE-vee in his very own show.  It got me to thinking…what might this show be?  Or is it still in development?  Or is he entertaining several competing offers? 

I hereby breathlessly offer here my top pitches for Hasselhovian television programming:

  • “Hoff the Cuff.”  In the tradition of “Shatner’s Raw Nerve” on the Biography Channel starring the “Star Trek” and “Private Practice” star, this series will feature awkward, one-on-one conversations between the Hasselhost and his celebrity subject.  Suggestions for interview subjects include Luke Perry, Neil Diamond, Kiefer Sutherland, and Stephen Hawking.  (You see, given his egomania, it’s important to find guests with whom Hasselhoff can bond over a common trait or experience.  In the above list, it’s having perfect hair; gaining wild popularity as a musician and international sex symbol; starring in a number-one action-adventure series; and employing a staggering intelligence to probe the mysteries of theoretical cosmology and spatial relativity.)

  • A remake, or more accurately a continuation, of the show “Baywatch Nights.”  This criminally underrated series spun the Mitch Buchannon “Baywatch” lifeguard by day into a private detective by night.  It co-starred Angie Harmon, Lou Rawls, and Gregalan Williams and was really rather good.  The show sought to embody the casual sensibilities of the greatest detective show ever (“The Rockford Files”) in an L.A.-after-dark milieu.  They could even bring back Angie Harmon (even though she’s a Republican who had publicly said she’d support Sarah Palin for President in 2012) and Gregalan Williams, though Lou Rawls has been unavailable since his death in 2006.

  • “Get it Hoff your Chest.”  A double pun here in the title, since Hunk-o-hoff is renowned for his barrel chest, his rock-hard pecs, and the lustrous fur that adorns his torso.  This is a talk show—which may seem like a step backward for Hasselhoff, but it comes with a twist: anyone willing to come on the show and confess to a betrayal or outright crime on-air will be eligible to win a prize.  The David will employ his trademark tact and sensitivity to shepherd the guests through the resultant emotional minefield.

  • “Show Hoff.”  Ordinary people are invited on to show the extraordinary things they can do: play “Yankee Doodle” on a nostril flute; stilt-walk through an out-of-control bonfire; perform an eye operation blindfolded and only using one’s feet; perform a flawless rendition of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5 using only flatulent and eructative emanations.  It’s kind of a cross between “The Gong Show,” “That’s Incredible!” and “America’s Got Talent,” except “Show Hoff” would have the good sense not to cheapen the word “talent” by applying it to a family of Irish dancers (or more impressively, would not even allow said dancers through the stage door).

  • “Piss Hoff!”  On BBC.  It’s a hidden camera show, hosted and orchestrated by Hasselhoff, on which the marks can earn money and prizes by keeping their cool in the face of pranksters and provocateurs.  Kind of a cross between “Punk’d” and MTV’s “Boiling Points.”

  • “Hoff by That Much.”  It’s a sitcom, which is the one performance genre Hasselhoff has yet to conquer.  In this series—about a divorced, 40-something (he can pass for it!) dad raising six troubled foster kids on his own—David will display a razor-sharp sense of comedic timing and earn near-universal praise for his chops.  Liam Neeson will stun Hollywood by accepting the role of Hoff’s zany, eccentric neighbor Herman; Lorraine Bracco shines as Hasselhoff’s tart-tongued ex-wife and (in a madcap twist) boss at the ad agency where he works.

  • Yet another spin-off (or here, spin-hoff?) of the CSI franchise.  This one is called “CSI: Pasadena” and stars Hasselhoff as the lead investigator, Meshach Taylor (of “Designing Women” and Mannequin semi-fame) as his saucy partner, and Nancy McKeon (of “The Facts of Life” and subsequently, of made-for-television movies) as the sassy forensic lab technician and Hoff’s on-again-hoff-again love interest.  I smell a hit!

  • A reality show in the vein of “Denise Richards: It’s Complicated” and “Being Bobby Brown” entitled “Don’t Hassel the Hoff.”  (The title comes from a popular t-shirt featuring his moniker, which he co-opted for the American release of his autobiography back in 2006.  The series will air on A&E or TV Land and will feature the dizzying day-to-day hi-jinks and manufactured crises that comprise his “real” life, plus a generous helping of his daughters (ages 19 and 17) as they embark on teen-pop careers, aided by their ultra-supportive dad.  Possible alternate titles include “Hoff and Running,” “Hoff the Hook,” and the simple, yet elegant, “Hasselhoff.”

Of course, when he made his announcement, he very coyly failed to specify whether the show would be featured on American television.  It could be that he’ll be the star of a new series to be aired where his genius is most appreciated: Germany.  Of course, he’d have to pick up a little bit more of the language, but he’s got it in him.  Here are some very real possibilities…

  • “Hoffnung.”  This word—which bears an etymological kinship to its star’s moniker—literally means “Hope.”  The David will host a one-hour series inspired by the likes of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” and the Make-a-Wish Foundation.  In it, he will visit the moderately depressed and slightly challenged, easing their minor troubles by singing them songs and shadowing them for a week.  Each participant gets an “I’m with the Hoff” t-shirt—in Germany, it might be rendered “Ich spaziergang mit den Hoff”—to commemorate the easing of his or her vague malaise or nagging toe-ache.

  • “Hoff Tanztastisch!”  This word blends the verb tanzen (to dance) with the adjective fantasticsch (take a guess) to produce the delightful title of this song-and-dance variety show.  Featuring guest comedians, actors, and entertainers from the bustling world of German show business, “Tanztastisch!” will contractually include at least two full-length performances by The Hoff—one auf Deutsch—and at least eight minutes of airtime picturing The Pecsational One with his tucked shirt unbuttoned to the navel, revealing his hairy chest.

  • “Der Hasselhoff Verschiedenartigkeitsspektakel.”  This translates to “The Hasselhoff Variety Show” and is essentially an alternate title for the show described above.

  • “Haariges Hoffbrust mit den Glänzender Schönheit.”  It’s a refinement of the variety hour, more pointedly sensual and more demographically specific.  The title translates roughly to “Hairy Hoff-Chest with the Glistening Beauty” and will consist of nothing but a full hour of … what the title describes.

  • “Der Fall der Berliner Mauer.”  This show, which translates to “The Fall of the Berlin Wall,” grows out of Hasselhoff’s own oft-repeated claims that he felled the Berlin Wall with his 1989 concert there.  (The concert was actually right after the wall fell, but his single “Looking for Freedom” was at the top of the German charts at the time it came down.  So clearly he has a claim.)  Anywho, in this lighthearted homage twenty years on, David counsels troubled couples—one of whom grew up in West Berlin, one in East Berlin—and helps them tear down the wall of anger that divides them.  It could work.

Breaking news, for those few of you who are actually still reading this: Last week it was announced that, in fact, David Hasselhoff will be starring in an as-yet-untitled new reality series on A&E which will follow his life and his daughters’ burgeoning pop careers.  The series will begin airing sometime later in 2010.

I cannot wait.

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Flashback: Monsoon Hasselhoff's "Looking for Freedom" Forecast

My good people...

In the description of this weblog, you have been promised "Forecasting, Minutae, Jibba-Jabba, and Hoffophilia."  In the first two years of its existence, there has been a glut of the first three and a regrettable dearth of Hasselhovian content.

That is about to change.

In anticipation of a post currently in the works following the jouncing pecs of The Hoff's life and career, here is one of the first pieces in which I declared my strange love for Sir Chisel of Hairwicke.  It's from April 25, 2005 and was disseminated via email, in the old-school fashion, years prior to this weblog's genesis.  And it follows below, enhanced with weblinks.

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Monsoon Hasselhoff’s “Looking for Freedom” Forecast

Monday, 25 April 2005

The entertainment dynamo known simply as The Hoff was born David Michael Hasselhoff born July 17, 1952 in Baltimore, Maryland.

The Greatest Photo Ever Taken; foreground, L to R, Gary Coleman and David Hasselhoff; background, KITT

David Hasselhoff, of course, is a multifaceted, multitalented conquistador of stage, small screen, and song.  His distinguished television career has been distinguished (so far) by three unforgettable roles: Dr. Snapper Foster on “The Young and the Restless” in the 1970s; Michael Knight (and a memorable turn as the goateed evil twin Garthe Knight) on “Knight Rider” in the 1980s; and Mitch Buchannon on “Baywatch” in the late 1980s to early 90s (Mitch was also spun off onto the underappreciated early-90s adventure drama “Baywatch Nights,” co-starring Gregalan Williams, Angie Harmon and Lou Rawls).

Hoff as Garthe Knight; Garthe once growled: “Michael Knight is a living, breathing insult to my existence.”

His theatre career has recently included roles in the American production of “Jekyll and Hyde” and a leading role in the London production of “Chicago.” 

But it is The Hoff’s music career that truly sets him apart as a triple-threat and one of the seminal artists of our time.  He busted onto the scene with 1985’s Night Rocker (“I am the night rocker; I wanna rock you in my song.”).  He has since released more than a dozen albums in Germany, the only place his true greatness has been acknowledged.  The David has achieved the popularity of a Michael Jackson or Tom Jones in Germany.  Most recently he released David Hasselhoff Sings America in 2004 and The Night Before Christmas this past November.

From “Flying on the Wings of Tenderness”:

We’re flying on the wings of tenderness

Riding the rivers of gentleness

Into the garden of love we’ll flow and watch it grow together

We’ll build a castle out of honesty

Fill every room with the harmony

Seeing the world trough each other’s eyes

We’ll live our lives together…

In 1994 His Hoffness decided to make a run at the musical stardom that had so eluded him in his homeland.  He released a self-titled American “debut” album and hooked up a sweet Pay-Per-View star-studded concert event. 

Based on eyewitness accounts (and the opinion of the Hoff himself), he rocked.  I mean—he rocked the house like the house had not theretofore been rocked.  He left the stage, though, and members of his management team inexplicably wore long faces.  “What gives?  I rocked it hard,” intoned the breathless David, who had truly “left it all onstage.”  It was then that he saw a television—tuned to the live O.J. Simpson white bronco chase.  Alas, while the hirsute Hoffmeister was delivering a mind-blowing concert to signal his triumphant emergence onto the American music stage, America was watching a slow-speed chase that would kick off the “trial of the century”—and not his performance.  Ach!

His Bemulleted Grace played “Looking for Freedom” at Berlin Wall, New Year’s Eve 1989, to celebrate its crumbling.  Hasselhoff himself feels his popularity in Germany was instrumental in bringing down the Berlin Wall and ending the Cold War: “I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of my hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.”

It was rumored that he was going to release a rap album with Ice-T, but these rumors, tantalizing though they were, proved to be false.

The Hoff once gushed about one of his wildly popular projects: “Beyond its entertainment value, ‘Baywatch’ has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many.”

On a similar note, commenting on the monumental impact his worldwide stardom—nay, superstardom—has had on children: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”

Regarding his cameo in the film Spongebob Squarepants: “I've gone from talking to a car to swimming with Pamela Anderson to starring with a sponge.”  The David also had a cameo in the film Dodgeball as a German soccer coach.

And finally, in the following oft-repeated quote, The Buff One manages to cram an astounding four clichés into one statement: “Keep smiling!  Believe in yourself and never give up; dreams will come true.”  And indeed they have: In 1996, His Hairiness received a star on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame.

One of Der Hoff’s most well-known and finely-crafted songs is the German language “Du”—a portion of which I have included (and translated) here for you all:

Du bist alles, was ich habe auf der welt,

Du bist alles, was ich will.

Du, du allein kannst mich versteh’n,

Du, du darfst nie mehr von mir geh’n.

Du, ich will dir etwas sagen

Was ich noch zu keinem anderen mädchen gesagt habe,

Ich hab’ dich lieb, ja ich hab’ dich lieb

Und ich will dich immer lieb haben

Immer, immer nur dich.

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You are all I have in this world,

You are all I want.

You!  You alone can understand me,

You!  You may never go away from me.

You…I will say something to you

That I have said to no other girl,

I love you; yes, I love you

And I will always love you

Always, always for only you.

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O Bunk-a-doo, O Bunk-a-doo...

...thy patience is unending.

In honor of the 16-month anniversary of The Bunk's birth (and the eve of Christmas Day), we decided to create some memorable photos involving the dog, a Santa outfit, and a reindeer headband.  In the course of this photo shoot there was much laughter, commotion, confusion, repeated commands, frantic hand gestures, and biting of the wardrobe items.  But finally we came up with a couple of really sweet shots of long-suffering Bunk in his holiday finery.  Also included is a shot of The Bunk frolicking in the snow following last weekend's Nor'easter.  Please to enjoy.

Before I present the photos, though, I need to send a special yuletide shout-out to those of you who came through in fine style in response to my "wallet calendar" plea a few posts back: Sue, Brent, and especially Phyllis--who not only printed a page of the cards, but also endured the disapproving glares of some Hallmark store workers as she nabbed several of the coveted giveaways.  My dad will be thrilled with the bevy of ways in which he'll be able to tell what day it is.

Snow-loving Bunk gambols happily round the Grove

Santa Bunk, up close and delightful

The Bunk, clad in festive garb, sits for a portraitHave a happy, safe, and healthy holiday!

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