Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

Donald J. Trump is on the stage, mugging.

I am beginning to doubt my own resolve. #makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

Good god.

"He will be your greatest, your truest, and your most loyal champion. This is the fighter, the doer, you have chosen as your nominee."

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

- Ivanka Trump #heartandsoul #makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

Ivanka Trump: her father is color-blind and gender-neutral. #makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

... to the strains of "Here Comes the Sun" ... the deepest irony... #makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

- the RNC canonization video, and the first time tonight I felt my dinner start to come up.

#makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

Just said he wanted to introduce me to his friend, Donald Trump.

I can't watch "Ray Donovan" again.

#makeamericasuckit

Monsoon Martin 7/21/16 Monsoon Martin 7/21/16

Two thoughts as he speaks:

1. He is boring as balls.

2. I bet everyone there wishes his last name was not so close to the current President's first name.

#makeamericasuckit