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"He loves his country and he loves his family with his heart and his soul."

- Ivanka Trump #heartandsoul #makeamericasuckit

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Ivanka Trump giggles between each lie.

Ivanka Trump: her father is color-blind and gender-neutral.

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Ivanka Trump cannot be serious

... when she talks about his kindness and compassion. #makeamericasuckit

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Ivanka Trump walks out...

... to the strains of "Here Comes the Sun" ... the deepest irony... #makeamericasuckit

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"It's Donald's nature to help others."

- the RNC canonization video, and the first time tonight I felt my dinner start to come up.

#makeamericasuckit

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JON VOIGHT

Just said he wanted to introduce me to his friend, Donald Trump.

I can't watch "Ray Donovan" again.

#makeamericasuckit

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Tom Barrack

Two thoughts as he speaks:

1. He is boring as balls.

2. I bet everyone there wishes his last name was not so close to the current President's first name.

#makeamericasuckit

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Peter Thiel sounds like that dude from Big Bang Theory

#makeamericasuckit

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