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MONEY SHOT

"To every parent who dreams for their child, and to every child that dreams of a better future, I am with you, I will fight for you, and I will win for you."

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OMINOUS SOMEHOW

"We will take care of our great veterans LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN TAKEN CARE OF BEFORE."

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WHEN WILL IT END

The speech has been going on for almost an hour with no signs of wrapping up.  I don't even know who I am anymore.  I have lost sense.

"Railways of tomorrow," he just said.  "We will help rescue kids from failing schools by letting their parents send them to a safe school OF THEIR CHOICE."  Well, if I didn't hate him before, he comes out for vouchers.

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The scariest words ever spoken?

"On January 20th, 2017, the day I take the Oath of Office, Americans will finally wake up in a country where the laws of the United States are enforced!  We are going to be considerate and compassionate to everyone, but my first consideration will be for our struggling citizens."

And then he joined in on another USA chant.

#makeamericasuckit 

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"My opponent wants sanctuary cities."

*crowd boos lustily*

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STOP YELLING

Donald, there is a microphone RIGHT THERE.  Stop yelling.

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Donald J. Trump saying "LGBTQ" for the first time in his life.

He said of the Orlando night club shooting, "Not good."

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Donald Trump's speaking style

... is like a thick mallet being pounded again and again into tough meat.

"In this election, I am the LAW AND ORDER candidate."

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