JON VOIGHT
Just said he wanted to introduce me to his friend, Donald Trump.
I can't watch "Ray Donovan" again.
#makeamericasuckit
Tom Barrack
Two thoughts as he speaks:
1. He is boring as balls.
2. I bet everyone there wishes his last name was not so close to the current President's first name.
#makeamericasuckit
Peter Thiel sounds like that dude from Big Bang Theory
#makeamericasuckit
This Peter Thiel dude just called the transgender bathroom "culture wars" a "distraction," which I actually respect.
"We Got This" song #makeamericasuckit
The song being played by G.E. Smith and the RNC band (fronted by a big bearded guy) just contained the lyrics, "We got cable, beer, and Jesus."
Jesus.
Trump Acceptance Speech Live Blog
My fellow humans,
I have decided I am going to live-blog the Donald Trump acceptance speech because I feel like I am witnessing history - not in a "wow, look at that" way, but in a "these are the end times" way. This may be an exercise in masochism.
Who am I kidding? It definitely is.
To make things orderly and make it easy to find all of my posts, I will use the hashtag #makeamericasuckit, which I think is the slogan that communicates Trump's tone every time he speaks.
Enjoy! And of course, I welcome your comments.
According to C-SPAN, the Trump acceptance speech is slated to begin about 10:15.
Right now, there's someone called Marsha Blackburn, a representative from Tennessee, speaking. "He can help our people achieve greatness. He believes in the American Dream because he has lived the American Dream."
Where the Bushes at, though?
WHERE THE BUSHES AT???
#wherethebushesat
#makeamericasuckit
The Eadweard Muybridge's birthday storm
Yes, I named it after photographer and motion picture pioneer Eadweard Muybridge, who was born on April 9, 1830. (An animated series of his photographs appears in this post.)
Anyway, snow on April 9th. What in the name of Old Man Winter's frosty nostrils is going on?
So Friday 4/8: Breezy and cooler with times of clouds and sun. High of 50, or just a hair above, but it's going to feel no warmer than the low 40s.
Saturday 4/9 will start out right around freezing and won't get out of the 30s all day. Expect scattered snow showers between about 6am and noon, which will mix with (then turn to) rain. We may see a bit more snow as the precipitation moves out, around 6pm to 8pm. (Winds will increase late Saturday as well.) Fortunately, this is April and it would need to snow furiously for a good long while to accumulate on paved surfaces. So aside from slightly reduced visibility during snowfall and about a coating to an inch of accumulation on grass and whatnot, the Eadweard Muybridge's birthday storm will have little impact.
I forgot to talk about Sunday 4/10. So now I will.
Clearing, sunny, highs in the mid 40s. Totally fine.
Boo ya.
The vicissitudes make the average.
Hi.
Let me address one of my weather peeves: the notion that temperatures are going to be "10 degrees above normal" or "15 degrees below normal for this time of year." When forecasters talk about "normal" temperatures, they're talking about the average, or mean. Averages often reflect huge range differentials.
For example: the average high for today's date (March 30th) in Reading, PA is 56 degrees. The actual high today (3/30/16) was 59 degrees. On the same date in 2015, it was 56. On 3/30/14, it was 47. 2013, 53. 2012, 61. The average of those five years is 55.2 degrees. When calculated using all the years available (that is, going back to 1943), it would come out to 56.
So when the temperature was 61 on 3/30/12, we were not "5 degrees above normal" ... it was just 61 degrees. When it was 47 on 3/30/14, we weren't "9 degrees below normal" ... it was just 47 degrees.
Which brings me to the next six days.
Historically, the average high temperature for the period from March 31st to April 5th is 57 degrees.
Let's look at what to expect in the coming six days:
Thursday 3/31: sunny to start, but increasing clouds and wind by late afternoon. Some showers in the evening and maybe even a thunderstorm. High of 71.
Friday 4/1: breezy and quite warm with a shower (and widely scattered thunderstorms) in the morning and early afternoon. High 74.
Saturday 4/2: partly sunny and quite windy with cooler temperatures. Watch for a stray shower. High 60.
Sunday 4/3: colder still with a few snow showers (!) possible early Sunday morning. Still windy. High 43.
Monday 4/4: overcast with a few rain showers in the afternoon. High 51.
Tuesday 4/5: overcast with snow showers (maybe even enough to coat grassy surfaces and whatnot, but not enough to cause travel disruptions) turning to rain. High 44.
So that's a wide range of temperatures. Highs ranging from 45 to 75. (Lows, accordingly, ranging from the 20s to the 50s.)
The average of all of the widely variant high temperatures is ...............
Wait for it.........
57 degrees.
BOO YA!!!!!
Stay tuned for updates.
And happy 68th birthday to Rhea Perlman on March 31st.
And happy 44th birthday to Jill Scott on April 4th.
Monsoon
P.S. If there any errors in my use of the maths or math terminology, please tell me, math teacher friends. But be gentle.
Update on the Spike Lee-VE (Vernal Equinox) Storm.
First, it was brought to my attention that in recent years, former NBA star Mookie Blaylock went into a downward spiral that included alcoholism (that led to seizures), DUI arrests, and finally an accident in which Blaylock hit another driver head-on, killiing her. He's now in prison, having been convicted of reckless driving and vehicular homicide. So, you know, his nickname was cool, but this is some heavy stuff - and unsuitable for naming a pesky little late-season storm after.
And so I hereby christen this storm the Spike Lee-VE Storm, for the filmmaker / agitator turns 59 on Sunday, if you can believe it. (Coincidentally, he played a character called Mookie in the film Do the Right Thing, but I think that character was named after Mets centerfielder Mookie Wilson.)
So all kinds of crazy talk is floating out there: we're getting 6-12 inches of snow, we're gonna have several days off of school, we're doomed, Donald Trump is going to be our next President.
None of this is going to happen.
Let me just tackle the weather bit for now.
Here's what to expect:
Light snow starts late Saturday night, right around midnight. Light snow showers overnight and into Sunday morning. This is a very wet snow - this fact, combined with the very warm surface temperatures and the lightness of the snowfall, will result in only a bit of accumulation on grassy areas and parked cars, but just wet roads and no travel headaches.
When the snow becomes steadier - I expect this to happen in the early to mid afternoon on Sunday - we could see a bit of accumulation on paved surfaces (roads and whatnot) and a bit more difficulty in travel. The snow tapers by 8 or 9pm and should be gone altogether by about 1am Monday.
Still, use caution on bridges and overpasses, and be on the lookout for slick spots developing overnight Sunday that could linger into Monday morning's commute.
Accumulations: an inch or two on grassy areas; an inch on roads.
School:
Chance of delay Monday, 14%
Chance of cancellation Monday, 1.77%
Monday turns out windy and chilly with a high in the low to mid 40s (but wind chills in the low 30s).
60s and 70s by the end of the week!
Monsoon
Vernal Equinox Snowstorm?!?!?!
March 20th is the birthday of basketball great Daron Oshay "Mookie" Blaylock. The band Pearl Jam originally called themselves Mookie Blaylock, changing the name before released its first album, but naming the debut album (Ten) after Mookie's uniform number.Hi.
I really thought winter was over. Meteorological winter ended on February 29th. And the actual season of winter will end on Sunday night, March 20th.
It's the vernal equinox (from the Latin vernus, of the spring, and the Latin equi + noctium = equal night). And it may bring a consarned, flibberty-gibbeted, sum-bastardy snowstorm.
But it probably won't.
It's a Nor'easter - a coastal storm. In order for us to get accumulating, school-canceling, travel-snarling snow (given the sun angle, the surface warmth due to the mild recent temperatures, and all that), we'd have to get heavy snow for an extended period, and we'd have to get just the right shot of arctic air, and the track would have to be just right.
All of which could happen. I just don't think it's likely.
Right now I'd give us a 6% chance of this materializing into a snowstorm worth a good g.d.
Of course, you should stay tuned for updates!
Monsoon
The R. I. Pocock's Birthday Storm
March 4th is the 153rd anniversary of the birth of British zoologist Reginald Innes (R. I.) Pocock, whose name definitely sounds like the punchline of a Bart Simpson prank call.
Anywho, this little storm is going to be our last real tangle with Old Man Winter.
What to expect:
Thursday 3/3 is sunny and cold, but with much calmer winds. High in the mid to upper 30s. Snow showers roll in starting around 10 or 11pm. Snow on and off throughout the night. Temperatures hold steady just below freezing, so most of the accumulation should be on grassy and unpaved surfaces. Still, watch for slippery roadways.
Friday 3/4 will begin with snow showers making the morning commute a bit hazardous; snow ends toward noon. There may be a lingering snow shower or two in the afternoon (or a flurry), but that's it. High in the upper 30s, low in the lower 20s.
Chance of delay Friday: 29%
Chance of cancellation Friday: 17%
Saturday 3/5 will be partly sunny, but clouding up toward evening. There could even be a snow shower or two on Saturday night. High in the mid 40s.
Sunday 3/6 looks overcast with temperatures rising toward 50.
Monday 3/7 (Wanda Sykes' birthday), upper 50s.
Tuesday 3/8 (Micky Dolenz' birthday), upper 60s!
Wednesday 3/9 (Emmanuel Lewis' birthday) and Thursday 3/10 (Chuck Norris' birthday), 70s!!
Then we get back to normal (highs in the 50s), but no more snow.
Monsoon
Meteorological Winter ends Monday, but is that it?
Alright, so. Meteorological winter runs from the beginning of December through the end of February in the Northeast. But two models in particular (the Canadian and European weather models) have been suggesting that winter hasn't finished with us yet - maybe in a big way.
After springlike conditions today (highs in the low to mid 60s), Monday 2/29 will start out cloudy (there may even be a shower), but then the skies will clear. Breezy with a high near 60.
Partly sunny and still mild on Tuesday with highs near 60 once again. Since temperatures will only get down into the low 40s overnight, the precipitation we'll see Tuesday night into Wednesday morning will be plain rain (rather than any icy stuff).
Wednesday looks seasonably cooler and overcast with showers early. Highs in the mid 40s.
David Hasselhoff as Garthe Knight.Thursday looks partly sunny with a shower or two early. Highs in the low 40s.
Friday, you're not even going to believe this. Snow. Several models are seeing snow. (Others are seeing dominant high pressure producing clear skies.) So stay tuned for updates on this one. I mean, I know I always say that, but it's going to be especially critical here.
Saturday, sunny with highs in the low 40s.
Sunday, more snow! (It will be overcast, but accumulating snowfall looks less likely here.)
And then next week - the week of Monday 3/7 - we'll see milder temperatures (50s and maybe even 60s) and a bit of rain here and there, but no snow.
And now you're caught up.
Monsoon
The Edward James Olmos' Birthday Storm
Legendary stage and screen actor Edward James Olmos, best known for his roles as the stolid Lieutenant Martin Castillo on "Miami Vice" and as cal-KOO-lus teacher Jaime Escalante in 1988's Stand and Deliver, turns 69 on Wednesday 2/24. He's a really good actor and I have long admired his activism, especially around Chicano issues. So he deserves a storm, right?
There are all sorts of factors at play for the EJO B-Day Storm: sun angle, jet stream, extreme low pressure, and convective bloviation.
Confession: that last thing, I made up. (All the rest of them are real.)
Here's what to expect over the next 10 days or so:
Tonight: cloudy with a shower or two. No big. Temperatures falling from the 50s now to the 30s by morning commute.
Monday 2/22: clearing with highs in the upper 40s.
Tuesday 2/23: afternoon showers with a high in the lower 40s, then rain likely in the evening and overnight. Lows will be at or just above freezing, so we could see some travel issues for the Wednesday morning commute. (If the storm tracks farther east, we could see a bit more of an issue with snow and/or ice. But right now, it looks like all rain.)
Wednesday 2/24: rainy and breezy all day with temps in the mid to upper 40s. We will likely get an inch to an inch and one or two fifths on Wednesday, so pondiness and flooded roadways are something to watch out for.
Chance of delay Wednesday: 21%
Chance of cancellation Wednesday: 6%
Thursday 2/25: overcast, quite windy and drizzly. Highs in the upper 40s.
Friday 2/26: partly cloudy, but breezy and noticeably cooler. Highs in the upper 30s will feel like the upper 20s. Overnight lows in the low 20s will feel like the teens. So, colder.
Saturday 2/27 and Sunday 2/28: sunny with highs only in the low to mid 30s.
Leap Day: snow. For real. Right now it looks like the kind of event that would give us 2-4 inches, but that's way premature. Nah, I shouldn't have said that. Forget I said that.
Lion Day: I call it that because March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. And because March 1 is also the birthday of Winston Rodney, better known as Burning Spear, who took his stage name from Kenya's liberator and namesake, Jomo Kenyatta, who was a contemporary of Haile Selassie, who is a central figure of Rastafarianism, which considers him "the conquering lion of the tribe of Judah." So it all fits.
Anywho, the weather on 3/1 will be sunny and cold (high near freezing).
Future action: Anything else on the horizon? Maybe a little dusting on Thursday 3/3. Otherwise, nah.
Monsoon
The P-Day Storm: In-Storm NowCast©®™
So. Most of us had an early D today, which was deeply appreciated.
Light snow today, becoming steadier toward evening. Snow mixes with sleet and freezing rain between about 8pm and 3am. Then, as temperatures rise toward daybreak into the mid 30s, we'll see a changeover to plain rain - which will fall all day Tuesday, tapering Tuesday evening. Tuesday's high will reach all the way into the low 50s! I know.
Totals - I still think most of us are in the 2-4 inch range.
Hazards - I think the only really hazardous driving will be this evening and tonight, into early overnight. Tomorrow morning should be fine - just slushy to start, then wet, then pondy.
The back end action I referred to will not materialize, I fear - the precipitation will move on out before the temperatures get down toward freezing again.
The next really good chance for wintry weather will be February 25-26 (that's a Thursday and Friday), when we could see some wet snow. [Some good news, though: I think we have seen the last of single-digit temperatures for the season.]
Oh, the cancellation/delay numbers:
Tuesday 2/16, delay, 31%
Tuesday 2/16, cancellation, 7%
Wednesday 2/17, delay, 14%
Wednesday 2/17, cancellation, 1.77%
Monsoon
The Presidents' Day Storm.
Here is what to expect.
The NAM model, which has been the most aggressive in painting a mostly-snow event for us on Presidents' Day.First, the temperature tonight (Sunday 2/14) will again dip into the single digits, but with calm winds, this is less of a face-lashing issue. Still, check your pipes and whatnot.
On Monday, we'll see sub-freezing temperatures all day (temps will only rise above freezing in the early morning hours of Tuesday). Expect light snow starting by about 8 or 9am, then steadier snow by late morning, accumulating 2-4 inches by 8 or 9pm, when it will mix with sleet, then freezing rain, accumulating an extra little half inch of ice. The freezing rain will continue overnight, changing to plain rain (that is, rain that just falls to the earth as rain, but doesn't freeze to the surface) by 6 to 8am Tuesday.
Sure, I made this graphic. Totally.[Sidebar, but I don't know how to do that on this website, so I'll just say it here: If you are wondering what the difference is between sleet and freezing rain and plain rain, I'm going to tell you now. If you are not wondering, move along. Anywho, sleet is frozen pellets that melt when they pass through a tiny warm bit and then refreeze into frozen pellets before they reach the ground. So frozen pellets. Freezing rain consists of frozen precipitation that melts in the warm bit, then falls as plain rain--but then hits the freezing surface and turns to ice. Dangerous, y'all.]
And then Tuesday is milder with highs in the mid 40s, but it will be a washout. We could be looking for some "back end" action (stop - this is a family blog) on Tuesday night into Wednesday morning if enough cold air gets back to us before the precipitation stops. That could get us a bonus 1" of snow, ending by about 7am Wednesday.
Travel hazards:
Monday after 11 or 12noon will be dicey, but when the snow mixes with sleet and freezing rain, driving will become downright hazardous to your health. Tuesday morning, till it changes to plain rain, will be hazardous as well. Tuesday throughout the day and evening should be fine, though people around here seem to lose their (already tenuous) grasp on driving efficacy when it just plain rains, so watch out. Wednesday morning may be dicey due to the aforementioned back end action (STOP).
School scheduling snafus:
Chance of cancellation Monday, 58% (they may try to get us in there, then send us home early)
Chance of delay Monday, 8%
Chance of early D on Monday, 88%
Chance of delay on Tuesday, 73%
Chance of cancellation on Tuesday, 13%
Chance of early D on Tuesday, 3%
Chance of delay on Wednesday, 65%
Chance of cancellation on Wednesday, 15%
Chance of early D on Wednesday, 0.5%
Monsoon
Jonas is the real deal.
Lest you misinterpret my silence, this storm (christened "Jonas" by The Weather Channel) is a monster. In fact, it's like Daniel's fourth Beast in Revelations - the one with the ten horns (1. in the satellite image below) - mated with an ill-tempered mythological demon (let's call her Charybdis; see 2. in the image below) to create a super badass Nor'easter that is one of the most potent and dangerous storms I have ever seen.
Sorry to mix mythological metaphors there, but it seemed appropriate.
1 + 2 = HOLY CRAP
The snow starts between 10pm and midnight Friday for most of the area. The heaviest snow will fall late Saturday morning and Saturday afternoon. Snow tapers overnight Saturday into Sunday, then ends by about 8am Sunday.
Travel for Saturday: don't even. Seriously, it's not worth it. You might be able to get out on Sunday, but I wouldn't count on it.
Snow totals:
- Philadelphia, Chester County, Lancaster County - 16-22 inches
- north and west suburbs (Montgomery County, Bucks County) - 14-18 inches
- Reading / Berks, Lehigh Valley - 12-16 inches
- parts of Delaware, Maryland - 20-26 inches (the bull's eye!)
- south Jersey - 8-12 inches with some mixing, especially at beginning and end
Travel impacts: Heavy snow and periods of strong winds will reduce visibility dramatically. The plows will not be able to keep up with this action, so again, unless it's an emergency, stay home.
Snow day Monday? I'd call it a 95% chance of delay and a 70% chance of cancellation Monday; 65% chance of delay and 40% chance of cancellation on Tuesday.
Variables: Storm track, obvi. And a Nor'easter of this size and strength is notorious for banding (whereby one town gets 12 inches and a neighboring town gets 18) and thundersnow (whereby it snows like hell and you hear a rumble of thunder and you think the world must be ending).
Thanks for your kind words and your patience, my loyal readers. And hey--let's be careful out there.
Monsoon
"Hoff the Record" (2015) first episode review and explication
My dear readers,
The British-produced mockumentary "Hoff the Record" - which had its debut the other night on the aptly named UK channel Dave, is a brilliant send-up of show business and further proof that David Hasselhoff is an incredibly good sport.
In the first episode (presented below in its glorious entirety), a fictionalized version of The Hoff relocates to the UK to try to jump-start his lagging career. (The fictionalized parts: in the show, David has been divorced five times; in real life, it's twice. Also, in the show--SPOILER ALERT!--he is flabbergasted to learn that he has a German love child named Dieter Hasselhoff, conceived 25 years earlier after the famed Berlin Wall concert; in real life, he has two daughters, Taylor Ann and Hayley. Oh, and the fact that his career is in the toilet in the show; in reality, he is master and commander of all he surveys.)
The (fictionalized) Hoff has a useless manager named Max who has lined up a biopic for David (ostensibly about and starring The Hoff himself). Upon arriving at a dinky airport, Sir Hoff of Hasselhovia is whisked away by a stalkerish and consistently inappropriate driver named Terry Patel, whose first question for his idol is, “Did you ever shag Pamela Anderson, or is she the world’s biggest pricktease?”
[Oh, I should mention that since it's on the telly in the UK, there is plenty of coarse language in "Hoff the Record."]
The Most Hoff is also joined by a personal assistant named Harriet who has no experience as a P.A. - she's a "Ph.D student in malaria."
Soon, David, Duke of Chest Hair, is taken to a soundstage to meet with the biopic's pretentious director, Josh, and the associate producer of the film, who clearly has no idea who he is ("Which one of you is David Hasselhoff?" she asks as she walks up to David, Harriet, and Terry). It quickly becomes clear that the Legendary Hoffmeister is not only not the star of his own biopic--but will be auditioning for the role. Needless to say, and in true mockumentary fashion, the real Hoff is the least favored one.
Some more magical moments from the pilot: when Hasselhoff, Prince of Pecs has his first session with his UK personal trainer, Danny, who greets David by saying, “Freeze. What is wrong with your buttocks? I’m sorry, David, I’m going to need the full name of your last personal trainer. That is a right fucking mess. He’s left you looking like two melted speedbumps. I’m going to have to report him.”
Der Deutscher Sänger-Legende then stumbles upon a younger actor on the soundstage butchering his Berlin Wall anthem, "Looking for Freedom," upon which David wrestles the microphone away from the pretender and belts out the rest--full gyrations and all. The director, looking on, gasps, “It’s kind of weird because a chicken can still walk around after he’s had his head bitten off. And that’s what it was like.” Ouch.
A bit later, the mockumentary tackles perhaps his most infamous film appearance--one involving a hamburger and a whole lot of drinking--as a younger actor rehearses that scene. Der Indignant-Hoff busts in and says, “I made a difference in my life and millions of people’s lives. And one night, I had a bad night. I had a hamburger. I had a bunch of beers. And you know what else? They tasted good. It was a private moment - in my life. And I’m going to do it again. You know when? Tonight. I’m going to have beers, burgers, I’m going to take off my shirt, and I’m going to have a lie-down. And guess what else? You can’t film it. Because it’s a private moment - in my life.” And then--again, because it's a mockumentary and not a docudrama--they fire him. HIM! The very idea.
After the firing he says, “You know what? I feel great. I feel invigorated for the first time since I saved Spongebob’s life.”
Watch the full episode below and be sure to tell me what you think!
Monsoon
David Hasselhoff - True Survivor
I present the greatest thing ever in the history of the world.
Top ten greatest things ever go, in order:
- David Hasselhoff's "True Survivor" video
- air
- Shakespeare
- water
- The movie Road House
- fire
- dirt
- "The Rockford Files"
- lemon Jolly Ranchers
- a burger from the Lancaster Brewing Company
Here is the video. If you do not watch it, you are depriving yourself of glory.
Light wintry mix overnight, then windy, then springy.
A weak cold front will move through overnight Sunday to Monday. It will produce a few light snow showers and flurries overnight (between about midnight and 6am). Accumulations will be 0 to 0.1 inches, mostly on grassy surfaces. No travel impacts. No delays or cancellations. (But anytime we're talking about wintry precipitation, it's still officially boot weather.)
Clearing on Monday. Becoming mostly sunny with a high of 56. Monday 3/30 is MC Hammer's 53rd birthday. And on March 30, 1964, Tracy Chapman (singer-songwriter best known for "Fast Car") and Ian Ziering (actor in "90210" and the Sharknado franchise, as well as a memorable turn as host of the all-too-brief reality dance competition, "Your Mama Don't Dance") were both born. I cannot think of any cosmic significance to the fact that they were both born on the same day. But it was information I felt you needed.
Tuesday, March 31st is the 88th birthday of William Daniels, who provided the voice of K.I.T.T. in a little series called "Knight Rider." On the same day in 1927, Cesar Chavez (the great labor leader and civil rights activist) was born. (He has since died, back in 1993.) Again, I cannot peg the cosmic significance here.
Oh, and the weather on Tuesday: generally overcast with a few (rain) showers in the afternoon; high of 48.
Wednesday: sunny, seasonably gorgeous. High of 53.
Thursday: partly sunny and quite mild (but a bit breezy) and a high of 94! Wait, make that 64. But still.
Friday: overcast, a few showers, still mild. High of 66. And it's the 70th birthday of Bernie Parent (pronounced "puh-RAHNT" - he's French Canadian). For the uninitiated, Bernie was the best Flyers goaltender of all time. Flyers, hockey. Ice hockey. A popular regional bumper sticker in his heyday read, "Only the Lord saves more than Bernie Parent." See, when the goalie stops the puck, it's called a "save." (The puck, no, not a urinal puck. The thing they play with. Well I don't know why it's called that! Forget it.) He led the Flyers to two consecutive Stanley Cups (championships) in the mid 1970s.
The weekend: a bit cooler (highs in the low to mid 50s) but sunny and really nice for the first weekend of April.
The following week looks rainy in general with highs fluctuating from the 50s-60s (Mon-Wed) to the 40s (Thu-Fri).
Thereafter, we here at the Monsoon Martin WeatherCenter see a warming trend: highs in the 60s and 70s throughout mid-April.
Enjoy your lives.
And stay tuned for updates!
Down to 19 tonight, then springlike
Moses Malone (r), elated. Like, the happiest he's ever been, and that's his face.As of today - Sunday, 3/22/15 - there are 53 days of school remaining. (Not that anyone is counting.)
Really cold tomorrow morning: down to 19. Monday 3/23 will be sunny and breezy with highs around 40. (It's also Moses Malone's 60th birthday.)
Haywood Nelson as Dwayne Nelson in the critically acclaimed comedy-drama, "What's Happening!!"Tuesday gets a little milder: high in the mid 40s with sunny skies and calm winds.
Wednesday gets up to 50, but is mostly cloudy with a few showers in the afternoon and evening. It's also Aretha Franklin's 73rd birthday. She is the Queen of Soul. When I was little, I would pronounce her first name as "Urethra" and then giggle madly. Alright, I still do.
3/25 is also the 55th birthday of Haywood Nelson (Dwayne from "What's Happening!!"). Here is the entirety of my exclusive interview with Mr. Nelson:
Monsoon: What's happenin'?
Mr. Nelson: Hey HEY hey!
Monsoon: You are turning 55. Do you enjoy getting older?
Mr. Nelson: Uh-UH!
Monsoon: I enjoyed you in the series "What's Happening!!"
Mr. Nelson: Hey HEY hey!
Monsoon: Good talk.
Mr. Nelson: Uh-UH!
Vicki Lawrence (l) with Tim Conway and Carol Burnett.Thursday is rainy and even a little humid with a high of 62! Windy, too. So that's a swing of 43 degrees between Monday morning and Thursday afternoon. ("That's how you get sick," my Nana would say. She would also say, "He doesn't know his ass from a hole in his ass," so it was a mixed bag with her.)
Birthdays on Thursday: James Caan (75), Bob Woodward (72), Diana Ross (71), Vicki Lawrence (66), Martin Short (65), and Keira Knightley (30).
Breezy, chilly, and variably cloudy on Friday with a high of 41.
Vince Vaughn as Wes Mantooth in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.Next weekend looks seasonably nice: high of 43 on Saturday, near 50 on Sunday. Sunny and dry both days. And Saturday is Vince Vaughn's 45th birthday. And Kate Gosselin's 40th! So Happy Birthday to the pride of Berks County!! (Note: if someone knows her, please tell her that I would be delighted if she'd grant me a birthday interview. Seriously!)
Getting up to 70 (!) by April 1st and 2nd.
Stay tuned for updates!
Friday update - Thursday 3/19
Winter Weather Advisories have been issued for the northern and western suburbs of Philadelphia as well as Berks and the Lehigh Valley.
I think even in the places where mostly snow falls (mixing only briefly with rain in the afternoon), we're going to get 2-3 inches at most. (Estimates of up to six inches of accumulation are overstated, I think.)
Snow begins by 7 or 8am, continues on and off throughout the day, then drops off starting around 7 or 8pm (then ends by midnight). I think the accumulations are mainly on grassy surfaces. The roads will be a bit slippery initially (maybe up to about 10am), but then should just be slushy and/or wet.
Chance of delay Friday, 35.66%
Chance of cancellation Friday, 27.31%
Chance of early dismissal Friday, 11.94%
Wyatt Earp, age 47. He lived a hard life.It's the 167th birthday of Wyatt Earp, whose eclectic employement history includes stints as a pimp, mining speculator, boxing referee, sheriff, bouncer, shepherd, turnip farmer, and inventor of the iPad. Remember the Gunfight at the OK Corral? Back in the early 1880s? That guy. He died 86 years ago.
So then it still gets warmer on Saturday: high 40s to 50, so all the snow melts.
Stay tuned for updates!